Ron Paul-supporting white mice supremist looking for a roommate who shares like views and complexion

I have recently been having trouble filling a vacancy in my 2 BR apartment, since my brother and fellow clansman got kidnapped by the feds for tax evasion. It's surprising considering that I don't ask for much. All I ask is that you be a nice clean, perly shade of white, and that you believe governments should not exist. It's a bonus if you're good at making signs, and will help me rally support for the ron paul campaign. But really any gun-totin' white republican is welcome into the fold with the hopes that you might eventually come around to my own political views. I'm also considering amassing a large colony of like-minded mice, arming them to the teeth, and starting our own town of rugged individuals. (We're tentatively calling it Paulville)... But then that might require a bit more cooperation than this misanthropically anti-social(ist?) mouse is ready for. I just put together a website for it though: http://paulville.org. At the very least, we could start a smallerpaulville in my apartment, and use it as a microcosm for the future of america.